Putin Turns 70 While Facing Ukraine War Crisis

RUSSIA – Russia’s President Vladimir Putin turned 70 last week amid exaggerated and outlandish measures of congratulations from subordinates and a plea from Orthodox Patriarch Kirill for all to pray for the health of the longest-serving paramount leader of Russia since Josef Stalin.

Putin is facing the biggest challenge of his rule after the invasion of Ukraine triggered the gravest confrontation with the west since the 1962 Cuban missile crisis. His army there is reeling from a series of defeats in the past month.

Russian officials hailed Putin as the savior of modern Russia while the patriarch of Moscow and all Russia implored the country to say two days of special prayers so that God grants Putin “health and longevity”.